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Oh, if you’re trying to get my website listed on the first page of Google search results, please do one of the following:
- 1 - Bother to see if I actually need your services. Ask yourself the following question: Does the website in question already appear on the first page of Google search results?
- 2 - If the answer to the above question was YES, immediately stop filling in the contact form, stand up, walk to the closest mirror and take good, long hard look at yourself and ponder whether you should have quit your job at McDonalds.